All posts by Camden Williams

I write for wolvesweekly.com, a news website that covers happenings at West Clermont High School, and other news.

HAM

Ah, ham. The magnum opus of protein, a vegan’s worst nightmare, arguably man’s greatest creation. The greatest meat of all time, be it deli lunch meat or that juicy mass that you pick up from the grocery to feed the family for Christmas. So simple, yet such a powerful flavor. There simply isn’t anything as great. Ham. Is. Perfect. Read on to learn how to find a good ham, how to make a perfect ham, and which type of ham is the best. Also, see how ham stacks against other deli and lunch meats (spoiler: the ham is better than all of them… obviously).

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Top 5 Cartoon Networks Shows

This was originally just gonna be a Top 5 Cartoons list (excluding anime and adult animation), but looking at my list, I realized that every show I’d chosen was from Cartoon Network. Nickelodeon has solid shows of course, from the legendary Spongebob Squarepants to Jimmy Neutron, Fairly Odd Parents, and Avatar: The Last Airbender. Disney had solid shows as well, such as Gravity Falls, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, and Phineas and Ferb. The only problem is that many of the shows from Disney and Nickelodeon (aside from a few) didn’t tackle heavy themes or were directed more towards a childish audience with a loose plot, if any plot. Cartoon Network was always often blurring that line between a show appropriate for children and a show that belonged Adult Swim. Cartoon Network also took big steps in animation different animation styles, bringing forth an immense display of creativeness and art. Without further ado, here are my top 5 Cartoon Network shows.

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Gamer Madness – A Tournament to Determine the Best Video Game Ever Made

What is the best video game ever created? Well, that’s a pretty objective question, as it depends on the player’s preference. How do you truly determine such a thing? Well, I wanted to find out. I created a tournament bracket of 128 iconic well-known video games, ranging from all types of genres and styles and time periods. I threw these games against one another at random to inspire many heated debates. Myself and four others voted through a democratic system to determine the winner of each match until we came to the satisfying conclusion of the best games out there. Here were the results.

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Ranking Every MCU Movie

The Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU for short) has left a huge impact on not just my life, but hundreds of thousands, dare I say, millions of people in the world. It’s to my knowledge the longest series of intertwined movies by Triple-A movie studios. It’s just incredible to me that Marvel was able to tell an amazing story that developed dozens of characters through a span of 23 movies. The best part is the story isn’t even over! The Infinity Saga has come to a close, but in 2021, the story will continue with Marvel shows under production by Marvel Studios that will be connected to the upcoming movies as well. Without further ado, from the very worst to the absolute best movie in the saga, let’s get started!

WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD!!!

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Wack News #4

Despite everything going on in the world, from the recent presidential election, to the COVID-19 pandemic still raging, there are still people who just do some pretty wack things. In this edition of Wack News, we have a family cooking chicken in the strangest way possible, a competition bird selling for a large sum of cash, and many more!

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The 2020 Presidential Election

As of this writing, the Presidential Election of 2020 officially began just two days ago. The results so far have definitely been unexpected, with one of the closest races in our nation’s history. While we won’t have anything official for likely a month, what we’ve seen so far is a true representation of this nation’s political divide. Although Joe Biden has been in the lead throughout nearly the entire election thus far, incumbent Donald Trump hasn’t fallen far behind at all. Click on the Page 2 to read more.

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Most Mysterious Unsolved Murders

In the spirit of the upcoming Halloween season, I’ve compiled a list of some of the most spooky murder cases throughout our history that have never been solved. Cold cases are pretty common, but with cases like serial murder, it’s mysterious how the killer’s were never caught, or never slipped up, despite all the clues they left. So, without further ado, let’s take a look through the exhibit filled with creepy murderers.

Featured Image: https://www.clickorlando.com/features/2019/11/08/you-may-not-have-heard-of-these-unsolved-central-florida-cold-cases/

Ranking the Assassins Creed Games

With the upcoming release of Assassin’s Creed Valhalla, Ubisoft’s next highly anticipated game in the series, many are wondering if it’ll be the next big thing to keep the franchise alive, or if it will be a reskin of the past two games, Origins and Odyssey. Ubisoft’s Assassin’s Creed is one of gaming’s longest and most profitable franchises to date, but there’s skepticism about Ubisoft leeching everything about what makes Assassin’s Creed good until the well is dry. As a veteran of the Assassin’s Creed games, here’s my list of the 11 games in the main series, (excluding spin-offs and DLC) ranked from worst to best.

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5 Best Fast Food Restaurants in Amelia

We’ve all had those days. You’re driving around, looking for something quick to eat to curb your hunger for the night. Dozens of choices lay before you. McDonald’s, Wendy’s, Dairy Queen, and even more. What should you get? I don’t know, but I did you a favor and I’m gonna help you limit your choices to 5. You’re welcome.

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